Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce myself, I’m Xperia X8.I was born to Sony Ericsson family in 2010.I’m white and have millions of siblings who are white and black in colour. I was adopted from shoppers stop mall, Lucknow somewhere in summer of 2011(I apologize I don’t remember the exact date as I have STML issue) by a very generous man. He paid INR 13,500 for me and bought me to his beautiful home. When he first switched me on he got really aroused by my features and why not? I come with three different changeable back covers, I have 3 inch capacitive touch screen and I’m not heavy in weight like my ancestors I’m only of 104.0 grams. I have 3.2 MP camera with the resolution of 320x480 pixels and last but not the least I’m android 2.1.
Keeping my virtues aside, I must tell you that the man who bought me, made me feel really precious. He moved his soft and smooth fingers all over my body to check me out. It became a really awkward situation for me being touched by a guy and for a while I thought I’m at the urge of a gay relationship but that all ended in few minutes and I was packed in a gift wrapper with few puffs of Montblanc perfume over my box. For few days I hibernated in my box and then I sensed I’m on a journey. I had no clue what the destiny has to unfold so I chose to keep lying in my box with optimism.
4th
June 2011, the day which changed my life. A girl with pretty chubby face switched
me on. She had a giant smile on her face with twinkling eyes. Her fingers were
soft like never before and I took a moment to thank the Almighty for being so kind to me. It was love at first sight and in that one moment I had decided to grow
old with her. She checked all my features and got a little disappointed with my
3.2MP camera, I don’t know why all the girls want a mobile with a camera not
less than 5 MP, if all they want is a good camera why don’t they just buy a
digital camera ? It had hurt me terribly and I almost got shattered but soon I
consoled myself and tried to keep myself optimistic.
Then she showed me off to one of her friends. I love that girl! She appreciated me more than what I anticipated. She tried her best to make my love realize that I’m worth and my love didn’t take much time to accept me from the bottom of her heart. She often made me wear pink back cover in which I looked more like a bisexual but I never complained because it has its own advantages, prime one is girls go crazy over pink colour, in the consequence of which, in no time I became the center of their attraction.
Then she showed me off to one of her friends. I love that girl! She appreciated me more than what I anticipated. She tried her best to make my love realize that I’m worth and my love didn’t take much time to accept me from the bottom of her heart. She often made me wear pink back cover in which I looked more like a bisexual but I never complained because it has its own advantages, prime one is girls go crazy over pink colour, in the consequence of which, in no time I became the center of their attraction.
For
initial few months she didn’t utilize me often. I was taken out only on special
occasions which used to make me feel proud of myself that I’m worth of only swanky
occasions but that was a story of mere few months. Following that the tragedy
of my life began. My love for her faded with time and at this instant we are
foe of each other. I can’t stand her complaints and her daily nag regarding my
features and above that at least thrice a week she dumps me. Sometimes I wonder
was I blind that I fell for her. But then the fact lies that I can’t blame a
single girl, as the entire female community
sail in the same boat. They love their things only if others think that
it’s good and if they don’t get valuable comments about their beloved thing it
gets futile for them.
As now I’m living last few days of my life I would recommend all my siblings out there in the world never fall for a girl, she is not worth. She’ll love you little exploit you more. She’ll not think twice before taking you to the washroom (where I have fainted several times due to an odd aroma), neither before keeping you in her jeans pocket in those days of the month. She’ll make the most of you by showing you off to her friends, by facebooking, by checking her mails on gmail and yahoo mail, by playing angry birds in a public place again just to show off and after that she’ll replace you.
Yes I’m also in the queue to be replaced as sources tell that I don’t work properly, hang most of the time and I run gradually. But you tell me, is it my fault? If I were treated as I deserve, my life would have been much more but just because I was used by sloppy hands, in this juvenile age I’m laying on my death bed.
