5 Types of Whatsapp Display Pictures

Few light years back, people were judged by their Facebook profile pictures but now the wind of trend is moseying in the direction of Whatsapp.

We might login to Facebook once or twice a day but Whatsapp is checked-in countless times. I know a bunch of ‘Mr’ and ‘Ms’ busy bees would disagree with this fact but they would be too busy to read this write –up so I chuck their opinion out of my window.

While scrolling to my Whatsapp contact list, I contemplated to categorize them under miscellaneous labels. So here I bring 5 most common types of Whatsapp DPs.

1)    ‘No DP’ Group 

They believe to live in invisibility by hiding their faces from the world. They could be the members of ISIS or Al-Qaida and putting a picture of them might disclose their existence to the CIA of America. Wait! These can be aliens also. One must call Men in Black.

2)    ‘Hooked with Bae’ Club

They don’t have a life beyond their BAEs and they want you to know this (even if you least wish to). Their DPs always have their partners (More than friends, GF, BF, Fiancé, Husband, and Wife) perhaps because the concept of ‘solo picture’ is old fashioned for them, until they suffer breakup.

3)    ‘Bathroom Selfies’ Gang

These people are trapped by the ‘bathroom mirrors’, which is not lesser than a God’s biggest blessing as they make them look 10 pounds skinner in a second. Yes! They fool people by giving an impression of losing weight, until those people meet them personally and die from shock.

4)    ‘Once is enough for a lifetime’ Troop 

“Ek baar jo meine dp upload kardi toh uske baad mein wo kabhi nhi badalta”, is a modified dialogue of Salman Khan which best suits to the members of this troop. Their once uploaded dp is kept for months and years, giving a hunch that they never age. 

5)     ‘New day new dp’ Flock 

     Day 1                           Day 2                             Day 3         

Probably they have too many pictures of their weekend parties which they are bound to upload, else by what means the world would know how much fun they had? No, they can’t create an album on Facebook as all pictures are more or less same, merely taken from different positions (Not of camera but of their necks; neck turned right, left, back and forth); sometimes dropping  a task of ‘Find the difference’ for the viewers.